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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Theory No. 2

A man who blogs after a long period of time has alot of craps to write.

And no, Ern, your Theory No. 2 is so not right.

*NEWS FLASH!*

We interupt this entry to bring you a series of rather disturbing contents.


Have you seen this woman?

Name: Kuang

Gender: Female

Age: Quite old

Committed Offence: Breach of trust

Details:
Kuang promised to treat her beloved Food & Nutrition students to a meal if they have done well for their F&N 'O' Levels exam. Well they did, as a matter of fact, better than national average.

However, as the proposed date for the meal, 18th February 2006 came nearer, Kuang decided to play a funny prank called 'M.I.A.'

She ignored SMSes sent to her and never gave any sort of reply to any of the F&N students.

Said one of the victims, "I feel so cheated! She has been toying with our feelings all these while! Sob sob..."

Last Seen: In Unity Secondary School's F&N laboratory, punishing a group of naughty students.



If you see this woman, please kindly remind her that she still owes her F&N students a meal. You can tell her to stop playing M.I.A too.

Note to Kuang: With more and more people reading this blog with each passing day, there is simply no way you can escape. Justice will find you.

Have you seen this film?

Introducing, The Letter- Raw Cut, a short film based on a true life story about a boy struggling with his forbidden love.

Click HERE to view.

"A touching tragedy."- Jun Hong

"The acting is professional and the directing is close to excellent!."- Jun Hong

"Great songs that fit perfectly into the story."- Jun Hong

"Two thumbs up!"- Jun Hong

If this film wasn't based on a real life account in Singapore, I might just pass it off as a joke. But this or somewhat this actually took place.

Hard to imagine Jun Hong is actually moved by this film, huh? I can almost hear ikan biliz mocking me, shouting, "GAY BOY!"

Have you seen this thingy?


It has been reported that 21 out of 22 victims of eye infection used ReNu Multi-Purpose Solution by Bausch & Lomb. *gasp!*

The product is now being taken off the shelves and I advise the general public to avoid using this for the time being. (Though my my lens case is actually filled with this right now.)

I only got to know this when my store I/C informed us to remove it from display yesterday (18th Feb) during the closing of the shop.

Poor Sihua, she just spent $200 or so on them last week. You can't blame her, they were on promotion. :)

*END OF NEWS*

To my dear friends who had not done ideally for the 'O' Level Examinations, fret not, we're still young. Try not to brood over it and let them pass.

Oops, if you have already forgotten about them, and I have subconsciously brought them back, I apologise. To end things on a lighter note, look at this:


Cheers!

1 Comments:

  • HAHA! MDM KUANG!!! do you know she scratches her hair with her bare hands while screaming at the F&N students before messing with their food??? That's what i've been told by the current, distraught F&N students.

    By Anonymous sarah, at 7:29 PM  

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